Under his sheet.

Or that City did as well.

Glad to see local wunderkind DeAndre Yedlin making good against Man City.

It’s almost like he directly brought up that Tottenham got the benefit of bad linesmen.

Good to see the Buttafuocos made peace with Amy Fisher, though.

your not supposed to actually chew the tobacco

“Lol”

Haha. Tweet has been deleted. Must not have stopped resisting.

It’s somewhere near the ear, right?

“It’s bad enough the Democrats are telling everyone I’m from Canada, now they’re going to think I have family living in the US illegally.”

Why is she adorably handing the pope letters, when she should be busy building a beautiful wall?

The Rolling Stones agree.

Another American scored a goal in an actual league game for a team in an (ostensibly) top-tier European League:

.gif responses are the Sunderland of Deadspin comments.

This was pretty cool too:

He’s running circles around Dante.

Tough week for Volkswagen gets even worse.

I think everyone agrees that you shouldn’t retaliate but doesn’t it seem like that’s kind of a secondary issue? What does that say to someone like Koscielny who got mugged in the face and didn’t bat an eye? He (and all the other players) are just supposed to continue taking the abuse while the offenders go unpunished?…

Books are deadly

I'll jump in with you. I've had pretty much 100% competent and effective nurses in my life. Almost every one was patronizing and condescending.