With today’s technology people can make their own porn, or share clandestine legacy porn. Or do like us kids in the 70s and use the Macy’s underwear ads or particularly racy episodes of The Love Boat and Charlie’s Angels.

“I don’t feel any hate with it at all. Never in my life have I ever been taught that that is what it meant.”

The names are my favorite. From the wonderful year I spent playing MLB ‘10: the Show, we had Cletus Greinke, Nick Dick, Wily Mo Quezada, Mohammed Teagarden, Wilburn Brohawn, Ugueth Balladares, Augustine Albaladejo...

“What are thoooooose?”

“What are thoooooose?”

Bachelor means a guy is having sex and a good time, not being lonely, horny, and alone.

This. Oh jeez this. Like when I complimented a woman on her car (it was a very cool car, I like cars) and she smirked and asked me if I wanted a ride.

And I said “Oh, no. I’m just walking, it’s not even a block.”

She looked stunned, and it didn’t click in my stupid head for like a month.

NOT ALL PANDAS LIKE POPCORN

The penis is the most powerful organ known to man. Women tend to be less impressed.

Just booking tournaments that kill 1,000s of people and destroys economies. Not his fault or doing, but he can at least give 2 fucks. Everyone, soccer superstar or not, should give at least 2 fucks.

isn’t REALLY FUCKING TELLING.

Where’s she from? Philadelphia.

Drew, I’m used to you bashing St. Louis for its racism, its obesity, and the Cardinals. I get all that. And I see it everyday so I can verify that you make some valid points. But I’ll be goddamned if I’m going to let you bash toasted ravioli. Well-made toasted ravioli is one of the greatest foods on planet earth, you…

“It’s the fucking Redskins. No one will blame you if you unload with both barrels.”: A History of United States Territorial Expansion Policy

I adore dogs, but I recently got my first cat (I have a long commute and it wouldn’t be fair to a dog).

#openthegategate

That’s good, soon they’ll be enjoying that New York deep dish pizza and those Boston cheesesteak sandwiches...

“GM Alex Anthopoulos is buying...”

Patton Oswalt made a movie about being a Giants fan. It’s not a love letter to fandom; it’s a dark comedic take on how pathetic Giants fans are.

Was there a trampling? Man, I hope there was a trampling.