It’s all about the smug cat squint. That is a self satisfied smirk.

You are leaving out the actual best: Boar’s Head.

Vienna or straight from the butcher.

First, buy your hot dogs here

Clearly the parents have no idea raise a Roof.

Please, I know exactly what constitutes the tube that is lodged in my buns.

Why don’t you just boil them then, you commie?

Spiral cut. Trust me.

We can’t forget the most patriotic bulge of all time!

Oh man. Dolly Parton kills me with her awesomeness every time. The hair, the nails, the outfit, the earnings... it’s all just so very Parton-esk.

Or, you know, maybe NASCAR has decided they don’t want to be shorthand for “angry racist rednecks” anymore.

How many hate groups protest your mere presence in this country, simply because of where you where born or what color skin you have?

Maybe German-American clubs should start waving swastikas around. Would that be considered slightly offensive or pretty obscenely offensive? Same deal. Say whatever you want about “heritage” or “history” or “state’s rights,” but ultimately it represents racism, slavery, and one of the most disgusting periods in…

I’m not a southerner and I don’t like NASCAR, but and this whole flag thing is pure BS.

Agreed, that whole flag is bullshit.

“Sit around watching children die of whooping cough and maybe you will.”

He has glasses and awkward hair, he clearly has dorkitis, a terrible but preventable illness. You can prevent it in your children by not being a big pharma shill.

You see anti-vaccine memes and ads with crying children a lot and I’ve never really understood what the message is supposed to be. Oh, the kids cry when they get shots so I shouldn’t get them their shots? Should I not do anything that makes my kid cry? Okay. Guess I better stop brushing her teeth and rinsing her hair,…

Don’t laugh at the stock photo of that child. My own daughter was recently diagnosed with shutterstock. She has watermarks all over her face and body, and she refuses to go outdoors.