Of course it was goddamn Bohemian Rhapsody, the official theme song of boring middle aged white people who think Applebee’s is a place to get drunk.

Joyce is the kind of customer that would have complained if the roles were reversed - if she were eating out with her family and a loud-ass group wouldn’t stop singing, you know Joyce would be calling the manager over and asking for her meal to be comped.

“LaMarcus, think about it! On any given day you could be passing the ball to Kobe and never seeing it again that possession in front of Victoria’s Secret supermodels, or Tom Hanks, or Lady Gaga, or even Michael Eisner! It could be Kate Upton who hears Kobe yelling at you to fucking pass him the ball when he’s open or…

In response to these charges, Bollant describes his team as “simply undergoing Reconstruction.”

July 5 will be 240 years since the Continental Congress offered the Olive Branch Petition, which King George used in his royal toilet and called in the Hessians, really getting the Revolution off of the ground. So that’s a nice anniversary.

The other main reason I’d want the team to play England over Japan is so I don’t have to read the idiotic comments about avenging Pearl Harbor or some shit.

They probably would have had a couple more goals if she had sent a touch pass across the goal mouth rather than forcing bad-angle shots.

Also the historical repeat of the USA avenging France by defeating Germany, then defeating Japan after.

Male soccer players never care what they look like on the pitch!!!!!

It was nice of him to donate those plugs for the turf in the WWC

Today I found out that I can’t read more than 3 paragraphs about eyelashes.

To be fair, we give Wayne Rooney shit about his hair plugs all the time.

I think this is most important for the people who aren’t die-hard anti-vaxxers but have opted not to vaccinate because of mild mistrust and because, until now, CA made it so easy to do. Given a choice between homeschooling and vaccinating, a lot of parents will take the path of least resistance and go ahead and…

You’re my hero today.

I am so, so, so sorry I cannot even imagine what that might have been like for you I send you so much internet love and hugs and high fives for punching that person in the face.

I’m sorry about your loss and the fact you had to deal with assholes. Good for you punching that asshole.

Many years ago I lost my first baby to SIDS. This was a couple weeks after her first round of vaccinations. A person pointed this connection out to me shortly after the funeral. I hit that person in the face.

“At the second-busiest business on the planet, with the most contagious disease on the planet, 134 people got a rash, some got a fever. No one died. ... That incident is proof there is no problem whatsoever, and that we have this thing completely under control.” (The Times notes that actually, “Of the 110 Californians…

I read the link and I would still like to know where the link between vaccination and paralysis is for that kid. Is that something a doctor told them, or just a thing the dad decided happened?