I'll just leave this here and let you people make up your own minds.

Adding, I’m also a lifelong dog person who adopted a homeless cat. He’s great! Sometimes grumpy, especially lately ‘cause my roommate adopted a cat and they don’t get along quite as well as we’d hoped. They are both perfectly fine. The dog next door is also fine.

Cats are at least chaotic neutral. True neutral be boring af.

HAHAHAHA

fuck Don right in his glasses

As a fan of Dark Side of the Moon, I’m offended that prisms are gay.

Someone did even better:

Why do you have to bring race into this?

Cocktail sauce is really easy! You just pour out ketchup into a mixing bowl, and then yell at it.

Saw this highlight last night and was impressed with the kid, apparently the first Long Island HS alum to suit up for the Mets since 1982. And to have a night like that with 100 family and friends in the building is pretty special. No matter what happens from here, he’ll have that game and that day. Super neat…

If the game goes into extra innings, he may need to call his doctor.

Oh, dear lord. You can click the image to make it larger.

“The Houston Asstros have balls in orbit around Uranus.”

Costas told the Daily News his comments came across “a bit more harshly” than intended.

so they pulled the plug

I’m a white atheist, but I was sobbing by the end of that, hoping against hope that Rev. Pinckney and his flock found their heavenly reward.

That bear’s stair game is STRONG.

Look at that dumb bear that’s more interested in whatever’s in that dirt than a nice pool to cool off in.

I think a LOT of bears are going to have a good time this weekend.