Unsolicited advice: Savor the moment. There’s always more to do. We’re nowhere near the finish line. But if you don’t celebrate the victories, you run out of energy for the fight.

I totally did! It's just so hypnotic. Thank god I'm not stoned, I don't think I could pull myself away.

Jill Biden tweeted that Joe Biden is running around the office with a gay pride flag worn as a cape. I so want pictures of that

I think we’re all waiting, crouching like gay lionesses, for the first homophobic gazelle to trot across the sacred grounds.

#teamcat is pleased as punch.

illeagls sounds like an avian themed hip hop group

At what point should I stop drinking tears if I have to drive later on?

No. Which I think proves your point.

Step 1: Openly shame and judge other people, particularly women who portray their sexuality
Step 2: Demand not to she judged upon second pregnancy
Step 3: Literally profit.

I think he’ll probably go back to Cleveland. As a Celtic fan I want him in Boston. The most intriguing spot and maybe best spot would be him in NOLA. A front court of Davis and Love would be interesting and allow Love to shoot outside like he likes to do. Plus with Gentry there the offense could be potentially dynamic…

A Kobe/Love/Rondo mismatch would be ESPN’s dream.

Where does everyone think he’ll land? Boston? L.A.?

Sterling put himself in this mess. Many players leave clubs purely for money and do so in a way that doesn’t ostracize themselves from the clubs they are leaving. This is entirely his fault.

CUT THAT SALARY! CUT THAT SALARY! CUT THAT SALARY!

This all could've been avoided if they just stuck with Tebow

If he were good enough to be an All-Star, he’d be wearing a Royals uniform.

Is it the recommended method? No. Does it happen more or less daily? Yes. Is the kid entirely fine? Also yes.