My grandfather should be in these replies soon. He loves making Pollack jokes.

The constitutional crises was caused by the desire to make new territories into slave territories. The expansion of slavery to the west is what you’re talking about.

I’ve converted people to soccer on this video alone. Convincing enough that everyone agreed they need to watch it in person vs. on TV.

You’d break into the Patriots’ computers only to discover you’d actually hacked a dummy system set up specifically to attract and trap enterprising hackers. All their important information is stored in card catalogue form and stored in Belichick’s office/bedroom/bathroom/basement which are all the same room.

How are the Patriots not on that list? Actually I suspect all communication in the Patriots camp is done through an Enigma-style machine of their own making.

The fucking LeBrons or whatever

Didn’t you know, HBO makes its renewal decisions by youtube comments and dislikes. That’s why Gamergate is a super powerful organization that has won every deba......hahaha can’t even finish that.

But he hasn’t “done the time” The time is lifetime ban. That is the rule. And no, he has always denied that he bet while a player. I think most of us Reds fans secretly knew he was lying but we held on to it as the one thing that might help his cause. This pretty much seals his fate.

Fine then. Watch my 49 minute youtube video called “Why feminists are ruining gaming” where I talk about that one girl who didn’t date me that one time. Also, I don’t play video games.

How OTL eventually got a hold of the notebook isn’t made explicitly clear in the story.

How OTL eventually got a hold of the notebook isn’t made explicitly clear in the story.

Saying a woman or girl has “daddy issues” is fucking wretched. If she has daddy issues, shouldn’t the hate be directed at, you know, her god damned father? How is his disgusting and damaging fuckery her fault?

Hope Andrade doesn’t score an accidental own goal, we’ll see how fearless she is then

Damn you...now I can’t get that image out of my head.

Hang on, hang on....wait...is that really their logo? Because, and this could be the Schnapps talking....but a winged Klansman...is that what I’m seeing?

While the team has cancelled its plans to recognize white whiteness, the state has announced that it will still hold its own celebration, cleverly entitled “Monday.”

I feel like I just read an article from the Onion.

Also “Chase.”

His 2nd yellow in the tourney was already an automatic 1-game. A straight red is almost always a 3-game ban, especially for anything in the violent conduct/serious foul play categories, which intentionally striking someone with the ball falls into. So...3+1 =4. Harsh, but easily explainable.

...did Kinja finally figure out a way for us to comment on stories that link back to previous stories!?