She makes her teammates better, that’s what separates the great from the good, and makes championships possible.

Thank goodness for that. The state shouldn’t be murdering people.

SF media didn’t give Panda shit about anything really. We constantly forgave him for being heavy and slumping. As far as I know, he never felt the urge to use instrgram during games while in SF. Even when the rape accusation came out about a night in Santa Cruz, I think we all tried to give him the benefit of the…

Unrelated to Warrick Dunn: Clarence Thomas sucks.

That dissent was embarrassing. It read like something a two-bit prosecutor from a low-tier law school would bring in during a victim-impact statement.

“I don’t know, they’re probably all worried about their hair or something.”

Judging by the thumbnail, not bummed enough to do the Thriller dance.

Neymar was petulant throughout the match. Childish behaviour. Dunga deserves blame for not being able to calm him down, too.

Seems kinda short considering he was already suspended a game for yellow card (as mentioned)?

Looks to me like they went out on bottom.

Are we sure he’s not just a QPR fan?

*Leandro Barbosa extends hand* “We are championship!”

If the Dolphins went all al-Qaeda? Never. You kidding? The US Military pays the NFL every time a military color guard shows up to hold the flag and whatnot, and all that sweet, sweet revenue would dry up if the NFL allowed a team in jihadist colors out on the field.

Holy fuck, at this point I have to believe that the people making these highlight videos are in an arms race trying to outdo each other by finding the worst possible music to play in the background of the videos.

I want to know who threw that big white Frisbee at her.

So, the next time you find yourself pitted against an anti-GMO you can tell him “you just want to kill more calves. Why? Do you hate to hear them mooing?”

Prince George: The future does not bode well for my hair. Please let me have Mummy’s shiny locks genetics.

Shouldn’t this be on Gawker?

I’ll see myself out.

Well, you have to hand it to Colombia.