He’s the neat freak,” Solo says, side-eyeing Stevens, who played nine seasons in the NFL, as she takes a seat beside him

Tillamook, eh?

You must be one of them Oregonians..

And for you my cheese-recommending friend, a recommendation back atcha

It’s built on Houston’s old train yard, right next to old Union Station. There are train tracks all over this city. The city seal has a big locomotive at the center of it.

I used to rock lunchables at work. Cause when I was a kid the were “too expensive” for my family. They’re horrible, but its the principle of the thing now that I’m a baller.

Yo man, I’m with ya there but only up to a point. I love cheese and crackers, cheese and crackers of all sorts. Goat cheese with those sesame seed water cracker things? I’m in. Those pepper rice crackers they sell at the co-op, the ones that make your lips burn a little bit and which irritate the little shave cut at…

There are certain people/groups of people that the majority of the internet seems to collectively hate: Nickelback, Skip Bayless, Darren Rovell, etc.

That’s about right. Sometimes we fill the bottles with used antifreeze and motor oil to add variety to the little boats we send down the river. It helps the neighborhood dispose of that kind of stuff, so it's a big event every year.

Still not worse than having to eat Josh Hamilton’s Payday.

Thanks, Obamacone!

Personally, I refill my pool on an annual basis using only 8 oz bottles of water. I get to use the empty plastic bottles for various activities like starting fires in the fireplace, making little boats that we float down the river, and my favorite - homemade exfoliant pellets so I don't have to buy that expensive…

I love the ref. “Don’t crush him, don’t crush him! Ok, that’s a foul...”.

Bartolo Colon Hits Triple, Stays At Second Anyway.

“Why is this news? Bartolo hits Double-Doubles all the time.”

There’s nothing to dislike about the pirates. They’re the Dumbledore of MLB teams.

Always happiness truthers.

Synonyms for Messi: filthi, nasti

At the very beginning, when he froze for a second in front of the defender as if to say “Really? You’re going to try? Okay...” before starting that unbelievable sequence. That’s my favorite moment, except for all the rest.

It’s nice to win trophies. I like it. It’s neat. Way better than we didn’t do that.

Really can’t say enough about the guy. Utter world class.