Ah. BEEFTANK lives.

He’s the rare pitcher who really just works the middle of the plate.

300lbs? Did they weigh him on the moon?

Well, for starters, the bangers killing people in Baltimore and other cities aren’t paid by the taxpayers to keep the peace/enforce the law/not beat the everloving shit out of people.

Right now they can go to jail for following Supreme Court decisions such as Illinois v. Wardlow. The Baltimore States Attorney’s Office essentially overturned the Supreme Court’s decision.

NFL teams do hold a gigantic advantage over players when it comes to contracts

When you casually talking about where to eat and all your friends agree upon Applebee’s

Steroids-era Barry Bonds in the batter’s box was the most dominant thing I've ever seen in any sport.

Kaep’s caught in the Crossfire.

That first sentence gave me anxiety.

Colin Kaepernick@Kaepernick7 prayers up! Coach says I gotta work on my ark!

We SRV fans like walkin’ the tightrope.

See ya in Minnesota! #Wheels up!

They hate Kaep for using the flood to promote himself, but worship Stevie Ray. What hypocrites, or worse.

Is there such a thing as a Ruben Amaro fan

The man could narrate the end of times.

He had another gem during the Padres blowout of LA on Sunday; after rookie Carlos Frias departed with a line score of 10 ER in four-plus, Scully gave him a personal message on air (“I don’t know if you can hear me, if you’re watching from the clubhouse...”) telling him about Brooklyn Dodgers P Burleigh Grimes, who…

The story gets more outrageous each time it’s told. Now it’s a wolf. Next time it’ll be Papi.

How Vin Scully perfectly times stories like that to last as long as the AB passes the point of “skill” to “white wizard magic.”