Right, because the state will automatically make provisions for already overwhelmed CPS professionals to go and take all the children of addicts on public assistance away to place them into a super perfect and great foster system. This isn't about protecting anyone, least of all children. This is flat out punishment…

You can’t eat your BOOTSTRAPS. How else will you pull yourself up? Jeez.

Excuse me for asking, but am I missing something in this joke? It’s just the same old domestic violence/video evidence joke that everyone has been using for the last year. Except this time, he’s missing words and he’s incorrectly crediting Mayweather as the guilty party.

Figure skating.

2. Gymnastics. Unless they make dudes start doing beam.

Women’s sports that are better than the male equivalent to watch ranked.
1. Volleyball
2. End of list

I havent seen that much “vinatge white” since the Masters.

They say ‘Seattle’ on them?

The board voted against adding any program in April 2012, Carr said, because “it’s small town USA and they thought they didn’t need it.”

Don’t make me get out the switch...

The other man was Dick Cheney.

Golf has never been better.

Problem with Man City is that at least three players will need to go.

When you’re coaching is jumping ship, it’s hard to listen to what he has to say.

Hearing “SEC” uttered, Dan Gilbert immediately bolted from Quicken Loans Arena.

I’d feel bad for Noah, because Jones seems committed to kicking his ass. However, he can easily hide from Cardale by taking refuge in one of Ohio State’s many academic buildings.

This sounds like something Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer would say.

The Ol’ Pesky Pole move.

Pfffft.... he can still get maple syrup from Vermont!

In retaliation, America will continue to keep Lord Stanley’s cup. You know, like the last couple of decades.