Miami can always use more shade, and Mrs. Parker just brought some.

“HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THAT IS FUCKING HILARIOUS BRO. GOOD ONE. But seriously, best of luck next year.”

Yes, he hammered the shit out of Oregon, too. They’ve had all spring to update the software on the Goodell-bot and still didn’t get it right.

“She was going to be killed by this guy some day, somehow. She didn’t have to die that night.”

I’ve never seen Star Wars. Ever. None of them.

We’re fatter than Jets fans. That makes us better.

“Whoa! You think you’re better than me? With your fancy cart and your hat?”

Bears fans are just Jets fans who prefer thick pizza...

I still don’t think Aaron Rodgers would have been the success he is today had the Niners taken him back then (Alex Smith played behind some atrocious offensive lines and for some bad teams and coaches all-around), but this one will always be a valid “what-if” for Niner fans.

“With the seventh pick in the 1995 draft, the Philadelphia Eagles select Warren Sapp, Miami. AND NOT MIKE MAMULA.”

Based on you field of research, is it likely that this douchecanoe was himself a rapist, or are sexual predators more inclined to keep their heads down? Also, I'd enjoy watching him try and defend the Red Army's mass rape of prisoners in the Nazi death camps. Sure to be a fun ten minutes.

i will hold Miracle viewings this Saturday 8-5 at Our Lady of My Toilet

Reminder: Dr. King was a preacher who wore a suit and tie while preaching nonviolence. Despite that, he was still arrested, beaten, and ultimately murdered. Being “respectable” doesn’t guarantee that you won’t face police brutality and systematic racism. In fact, being “respectable” guarantees exactly jack shit.

What suit?

Sports truther

Don’t care Jenner is still a hero to me. All the Best!

He had me on his side right up until he said, “Also? I’m black.”

As someone with a transgender sibling who took a lot of shit from people after he came out, but also had supportive family I’m very happy that Jenner was able to be honest with the world about who she is. It’s never easy, and people will make horrible jokes, and they won’t understand, but every high profile individual…

Nadia, Nadia, Nadia. The forever queen of my heart.

The 70s were a lot of things and it was a time of profound changes across all sorts of human spectrums and the music, particularly the funk, jazz, and rock and roll were the best they have ever been.