I live in Spain, and have slowly gained an assembly of people willing to stay up late to watch a game they like but don't understand. People take off work to stay up and watch something that stops all the time and has esoteric rules.

LUND: But what about all the field work I did?

so with that first picture, I gotta ask, did they manage to make him pee in his sleep?

Nacho Cheese Doritos even getting past Cheese + Crackers is a disgrace. This is basically the completed bracket for What Snack Food Does a Sad Asshole End Up Leaving Their Nearest 7-11 With Because They're A Lazy Dumb Sad Asshole.

Enjoy your Nacho Cheese Doritos and Guacamole at your superbowl parties, assholes.

These are by far the worst Doritos flavour. Good job, you fucking dummies.

That doesn't mean shit. There's billions of tasteless assholes on this planet.

The whole thing was fucked from the start! You've got popcorn in three of the four quadrants of the damn bracket! And just what the hell is a BBQ potato? Who is eating tortilla chips without dip? Hell if I know what a crudites is. Cheese and crackers are a goddamn eight seed?!? If a Ritz cracker with a fat slice of…

Who knew Doritos are the Duke of the snack world? Love this ending too. Anything to incite a Deadspin staff riot, count me in.

The bracket was bullshit from the start. The choices were bad (what kind of ultimate snack list was this? Probably made by Marchman after that fucking cereal list). But fine, I can live with the bullshit group of 32. Then things weren't helped at all when either the art staff or Jolie didn't know how to work a bracket…

Fucking disgusting.

Goddamn savages, all of you.

For once, I agree with the opinions of the Deadspin staff. People who actually LIKE Nacho Cheese Doritos aren't really people. They're just well shorn apes.

You guys got the result you deserved from putting a terrible, nonsense bracket together. It's like you guys asked us how many blocks does it take to purple and were upset when we answered "30 degrees."

"The greatest characters the world has known have rose on the democratic floor" - Thomas Paine, 1776

Fucking muesli?

Well, I guess this proves that the democratic process can only produce terrible results. Gonna go write this poli-sci dissertation now.

I stand by the idea that the committee who put the field together was a bunch of unimaginative, leather-tongued bozos.

Don't worry, Jolie. We blame you too.