Eugene Robinson already did it.

Oooh! Does that mean we can ask Catholic Lawmakers to renounce the Pope and reaffirm their Allegiance to America?

So that picture could've been taken any time between 2004 and yesterday?

At least you weren't next to your grandma watching The Wendy William's show when you clicked on it!

Sounds science-y, but if your testicles are touching your calves, I think you have bigger problems than bat wings. :)

Testicular asphyxiation - the silent killer.

Wrong sport, wrong city. Worst kind of sports' douche.

I take pride in the fact that I helped to defeat kettle chips, even if this bracket was fucked from the start. SCORCHED EARTH POLICY TRIUMPHS.

lactose intolerance is a struggle got put before you to overcome.

Yep. Not that Kelly is doing it here, but just in general I'm getting sick of people giving religious figures and institutions cookies for backing off their historic bigotry a tiny little bit. It's the 21st century. You get no points for joining the 20th century.

Eh, this means about as much as the pope's "actions" on gay people. Yeah, there's some mushy, nebulous concept that this "moves the conversation forward", but in real-world terms this means nothing. They've basically said, "we think gays and lesbians shouldn't be discriminated against unless someone reallllly feels…

Belichick: I like a little puppet. You can kinda put your fingers in, it's a little monkey and then he can talk.

Cake? Look at those tweets, can you imagine how fast she talks shit in person?

See, this is why ridged chips should have won in the last round. Not only are they excellent by themselves, but they also can actually bring a dip up to a whole new level when used as a dip chip. Which makes it all the more mind boggling that people chose kettle chips!

Actually, since they are censoring the original ad, its not more speech. It's using censoring in a different form.

That's why you post a video in your Facebook feed, Russ, then nobody from the NFL will ever see it.

The woman screamed "I WANT A FUCKING COFFEE LATTE!" when asked to clarify her order. The third thing she said was a screamed profanity. Fuck that noise, nothing Anna Holden did was going to make this woman happy. Even if she did want a cafe latte, it wouldn't have been "as good" as Starbucks and she'd have been…

Argonaut all men.

According to Heath, when he attempted to explain his grievance in a phone call, Argos president Chris Rudge hung up on him.

Obviously the steak fajitas had not been grilled enough. The longer you grill them, the more tender they become. Look it up.