League cup is way less meaningful than the fa cup

Worth repeating: "His biorhythms oscillating so high, they could deafen a bat."

No, what people want is Cambridge United versus Liverpool and Cambridge upsetting Liverpool.

I found Enemey at the Gates absurd because it pretended to he a historical record, but that's just me.

I hope he wore a glove.

It's hard to believe that he did it with only 3 fingers too

*burps, wipes Pringles crumbs off lips, sips Mountain Dew Code Red, turns up Slipknot*

Bipartisanchip!

You can take peanuts and mix them with M&Ms and red hots and make the PERFECT game time snack. That mix should be in here somewhere.

I went to that abomination known as World of Beer. The only redeeming quality?

mixed nuts have peanuts IN them! That's like voting for baking soda over cocaine in a drug bracket!

Sourdough pretzels are God's gift to humanity.

Which is EXACTLY why these anti-salt and vinegar man-children need to run off and let the grownups watch football and eat. The kids table has all the goldfish, Chex mix, and Doritos you desire — go get a juice box and run along.

Jesus, enjoy the Super Bowl in your basement with a pear already, willya?

pretzel sticks, you fucking Philistine.

The people who voted for Nacho Cheese Doritos over cheese and crackers are goddamn savages.

This is, by far, the most difficult choice. The old school in me had to pull the trigger for the Cheez-It.

This 1,000 times over. Regular Doritos (or any Doritos for that matter) can't carry Cheez-Its jock strap.

Nacho Cheese Doritos are not better than Cheez-Its. What fucking planet is this? Am I taking crazy pills?!

If Cheez-Its don't beat out Doritos, this entire site is a farce.