I didn't get Birdman OR Grand Budapest Hotel. And I should mention I think Royal Tenenbaums is a perfect movie. I think I'm getting old.

It'd be nice to see Philip Seymour Hoffman get one last honor for A Most Wanted Man, which might be my favorite-ever performance from him.

stop naming your kids after yourself.

Maybe by "fighting" they meant not shrugging their shoulders and be like "cool I didn't want a baby anyway" because honestly that's how I imagine most of the original conversations went down.

Good god. They kept those Ferraris in a garage that had snow shovels and bicycles in it. I'm amazing they didn't lay boxes of Christmas decorations on them.

Imagine if it was, "Daddy, I need money for an abortion."

I cannot even conceive of the greed necessary to attempt to steal everything your child has. And this goes a step further by stealing everything he has and a lot of stuff he doesn't have yet. Un-fucking-believable.

"I conceded to an abortion," says Shane Idleman, the pastor of a church called Westside Christian Fellowship. "Even as a pastor, that deicision still haunts me today. What would they look like? Would it be a boy? Would it be a girl? Their first step, saying 'daddy.' But those are just dreams, dreams that often haunt…

Just a quick correct: appeal to nature and the naturalistic fallacy are two different logical fallacies, not the same one.

Re: the high school dance boner.

I'm glad that I'm not the only one that fucking hates those NFL domestic violence commercials/PSAs. The whole sentiment of the thing is buried under a steaming pile of bad acting. They might as well have Rob Lowe and Wife Beating Rob Lowe if they reeeealy want to trivialize things.

Denver needs to win a superbowl before Elway starts this sort of self aggrandizing talk. He's clearly putting the cart before himself.

Gavin needs to keep is pretty ass and slick hair right here. He does good work, despite himself.

Oh great, another Scott Van Pelt story.

This is really tasteless, Barry. That man just had his home broken into.

I want him to pull a Derek Fisher and immediately become a head coach. Preferably of the Knicks.

Always interesting when the best QB in the organization decides the coach's fate.

Peaky Blinders is Boardwalk Empire for people who liked Sons of Anarchy.

Q: How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb?