I hate woody

The restaurant seems to have provided her with a menu, and if she actually had the "bread" the last time around, she would have had the opportunity to discover that it wasn't bread.

Pro Era? Chance the Rapper? Joey Bada$$?

Reverse Mugatu seems like it should be a band, or maybe a pro wrestling move. =)

In me mum's toy truck, BROOM BROOM!

But for these people, with their admittedly fucked up worldview, by denying Leelah her gender identity, they were loving her. They thought it was wrong and they thought they were protecting her immortal soul by denying it. For people who truly believe that they know the will of that particular God, there is no other…

I think the point that countesslemongrab was trying to make was that these parents were loving their child, in their way. They have a narrow worldview, informed by a narrow faith but that doesn't alter that they loved their child.

I know this is going to be an unpopular opinion on here but: to everyone who's saying stuff like "they didn't love their child so they have no right to grief" can really just stfu.

you're absolutely correct. You should find this meme more appropriate

You gotta be pretty bad for a TV announcer to say your team quit.

When FSU got down early, my brother, who was rooting for FSU, said Jameis Winston had the Ducks right where he wanted them.

F*** HIM RIGHT IN THE P****Y!!!!!!!!!!!!

I guess the camera does add 10 pounds.

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The pancake one reminds me of one my nephew, age three, said recently. My dad is kinda awesome at pancakes. He makes shapes and characters and everything (once he made a giraffe riding a unicycle just to prove that he could). Sunday mornings are pancake mornings at grandma and grandpa's house, so my nephews were over.…

Part of it, I truly believe, is because municipalities are either decimating them, leading to more dangerous situations with fewer forces as well as expecting them to enforce draconian measures on "victimless" or "social" crimes, like public intoxication, jaywalking, etc. So as to get ever more fines so the…

They need to hire the brothers Ryan.

Am I the only one who hayed Grand Budapest Hotel? I used to be a huge fan of Wes Anderson, and I still love a lot of his movies. But Grand Budapest just felt like a self-indulgent circle jerk to me. I had no interest in any of these characters or their stories.

Fort Bragg High School is a public institution, so their rights in setting the rules are severely constrained by state law, federal law, and the motherfucking Constitution.

Do what you're told and shut up: The american dream.