He's crying. There's real stress there, not mirth.

I think he's crying with relief.

How tall is the kid you adopted?

Jesus Christ, she was being fucking nice. Her asshole friend assumed they were doing something wrong, when really they were just trying to go do something fun and couldn't afford it. She assumed that there was more to the story than them being "up to no good," went and asked - a novel concept, I know - and was right.…

Best defensive play by the Browns all day

You're not far off Tom. There's actually another panda outside of the frame that eats shoots and leaves.

This is always the best, imo.

Great tactic actually. If history has told us anything about Kobe, it's that first comes the assault, then comes the ring.

And around these parts, we don't put caps on our milk bags.

I was in the zone playing old school Duck Hunt before a party one night in college. Everyone was planning on meeting in my room and had arrived were watching the action, waiting for me to miss but secretly hoping I didn't. I had already entered the point where you could not miss once to advance, something I had never…

+5/8

I wouldn't even have let Frederick Douglass into court.

His sadness jumped off the screen. He's that guy who is almost invisible and unwanted in his own "family".

Weirdly enough, I rewatched Boogie Nights just yesterday — I hadn't watched it in years. God, it's sooooo good. Not a bad performance to be found.

I am not a tall man.

I'm not happy until I hear the results of the Jiffy Pop test.

Breeland briefly grabbed his groin area with both hands as he got up. It's possible the rookie was injured as the two players hit the ground

I've talked about this with friends but it's gonna make a hell of a 30 for 30 one day. Like you, I'm just bewildered that he never came across a coach, parent, teacher, mentor, agent or anything who could get him to accept that his future as a professional footballer was going to be as something other than a…

"I personally think Tebow seems like a lovely, genuine guy."

As someone who grew up in the deep south, I have met countless numbers of lovely, genuine people who nevertheless wouldn't feel the slightest compunction about legislating their retrograde bigoted evangelical beliefs into practice given half a chance. When I…

Tebow wasn't hated, he was mocked. And that was when he was in the league; now nobody who made fun of him even knows what he's up to. Way more people think Tebow is passionately hated than actually passionately hate him. Overwhelming Tebow hate is just the personification of the War on Christmas — it makes a lot of…