"... and then i stole untold mineral wealth from an impoverished pre-industrial people!"

They got confused with Allahbama, clearly.

As it was, they cast a guy named Christian to play Moses.

If Christian Bale was named Muslim Bale - they prob wouldn't be crying about whitewashing in Exodus!

"Finally, someone who understands me!" - Kirk Cameron

APB? Yeah, you don't want a hispanic QB dropping back into shotgun with today's police force around.

It's funny to me how many conservatives I know are so pissy pants about TEH GUBMENT and MAH TAX MONIES and MAH FREEDUMB, but then turn around and go, "Oh, you should listen to the police without question, they're there to protect you."

they call that the "breathalyzer."

Captain KEE-NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Maybe that was the committee's plan.

As if Texas needed another reason to secede.

The remarkable thing, to me, about this is the continuing dystopian fantasy about "women's privileges" maintained by these nutcases and far too many who don't pull out the guns, but complain privately. If you quiz them about what these "privileges" are, they'll tell you:

- women expect and get free everything
- women…

Okay 'Enry 'Iggins.

Worse then The Happening? Wow this must be bad.

Mostly the latter. Lots of athletes talk about God. Tebow got coverage WELL beyond what his meager talent deserved, largely due to a (possibly mythical) religious fan base. People weren't mad because Tebow was religious. They were mad because a shitty quarterback was consistently the top story on Sports Center…

I like my bourbon like I like my women- corn fed and half drunk

What a beautiful setting to play a game. Also, that's going to be quite a bit of time added on.

I go to Louis CK every time this comes comes up (NSFW):

I DON'T KNOW HOW TO TELL MY CHILDREN ABOUT THE WORLD AROUND THEM!!!!!!!!