Every time I look at the photo you used, I think the gorilla's floating. As if they don't have enough advantages already, they now levitate.

Yes, how dare he express obvious frustration that the national media keeps taking everything he does and portraying it in the worst possible light! He should have responded in eloquently crafted rhyming couplets.

"Amazing how the woman, assuming a baby is a girl, in that womb gets absolutely none of the same consideration as the woman who is carrying the baby." (you said to someone else)

"Not a cluster of cells, a child."

I'm pretty sure that's meant to be an innocent, "real" girl athlete, who has simultaneously lost her place on the team and who inexplicably still wants to shower with them.

People sure do talk funny in London England, but gosh-darn it do I love those cute BBC shows!!!!

Chris Paul would have said "penis", but he didn't want to get technical.

She and I are sitting in our honeymoon suite laughing at all of your comments. We just got matching tattoos that say "Unnamed pregnant lady + Emma 4evah."

He is a goner. First, he is enlisted and the women are officers (if the article is correct). At the very least he will lose rank and pay and go on restriction. Life will be so miserable for him he will choose to not re-enlist when his time comes up. Or, they will make him uneligible for re-enlistment. All the…

Baseball was so awesome during the Steroid Era, they need to bring that shit back.

The Richard Pryor white man voice really is the best white man voice of all time.

Also relevant

That was beautiful, Emmett.

Not so much describing 'future events' as describing ongoing events that have been happening for a long, long time.

The opening narration tells us that after an economic downturn, crime was getting out of control, and adults were losing control over the younger generation. So they just decided to enact a law that would force kids to indiscriminately kill their friends.

This is exactly my problem in the oversharing of Barkley's statements and that one with the young guy in the red shirt (I forget his name). White people see this, and they say "SEEE!?!?!" As if they, from afar, can appropriately critique the actions, beliefs, and lives of a community they don't belong to. It's…

It's worth noting that Rich Rodriguez won Pac-12 Coach of the Year today as well

Me: Yeah so they might have two, 'One True Champions'

The fan in critical condition was later moved to a Catalan hospital where his status was described as "struggling for independence".

Tammy: [screaming incoherently over the iron bowl]

"Southerners get fired up so easily!"