I feel kinda bad for Jesus for having to hear her go on about it for hours.

And to specify that there is a *selection of cheeses*. He could've just said cheese, which would cover any number of varieties, but he lets her know he is offering her much, much more.

Kids should be teaching Sick Burn 201 (not Sick Burn 101, because their shit is advanced)

If Rovell had more than 140 characters, he would've been able to explain that media outlets provide broadcast fees and coverage come out of the kindness of their hearts.

How is it the Warriors became good after years of crap... Jerry West. He is the de facto boss he built this baby. The guy is a horse whisperer and will go down in history as the greatest sports executive to have ever lived. He could trade a ham sandwich with a bite out of it, for a competent player.

Well, Jesus technically counts as three things, right?

Yet another example of "when keeping it real goes wrong"

I think we have evidence of that already. It was done from about 800BC through 400AD and gave us what we call the Bible.

Wait, so would it be okay if Pooh had genitals?

"I don't think that this would happen in every community."

I like the last few seconds when the dog looks back at the cone like "Can I eat that? I think I can eat that."

Frankly, the Golden is way smarter than the rest of them. There are a number of huge sausages just lying there, and no little treat or bit of play with one's owner is ever going to make up for just running past them.

+3/5

Even Frank Reich is like, "Jeez guys, this is going to be hard to come back from."

You got this 260 pounds up to 4.5 and you got an angle on him, he should go to the hospital, and that's exactly what I tried to do. No remorse in my heart, I tried to put him in the hospital every time I tackled.

A team's only right to produce a competitive team is for the fans. Every fan is on-board with the current non-competitive approach. Embarrassing? You must have missed the Sixers pre-tank. After AI left, the team floundered in a state of perpetual mediocrity. To 'compete,' the Sixers traded for Bynum...who shit on the…

I understand the thought process, but I strongly disagree with that. Pitcher vs. Batter is obviously a very important part, but what about the catcher making the decision on which pitch comes next? What about the pickoff throw to first? What about the guy who has the pick up the grounder and deliver it to the first…

baseball actually isn't a team sport

(made in reply to @owengood's fantastic tweet)

Have you ever met Boston fans? They don't grow out of that.