Why do people insist on calling that thing a hoverboard? It’s a mini-Segaway it doesn’t hover over anything.

I caught that as well. I’m not sure Scholes spoke to Ronaldo more than 12 times in their playing days but if you’re going to be friendly with a guy at least make it the unassuming quiet guy who everybody seems to like.

Mmmmm apple butter ....

The salty burned edges that get a little crunchy ... the soft middle with that perfect texture and the surprisingly but mild spicy flavor ... man it’s been too long since I had scrapple.

So he was really good in the years the team was really shitty.

There are a dozen excellent books on English football and youtbe is filled with all sorts of videos about teams, the league, its history and the evolution of the sport.

The team colors are black and gold so they decide to go with the most horrible color combination in soccer, those light blue maroon monstrosties that can found across English leagues and top it off with a shirt someone pissed on. Great job, Crew.

I have two good friends who live nearby, one is a Dublin native and is a die-hard Liverpool supporter. The other is from Munster and is a die-hard Manchester United supporter and he’s a real fucking prick. He did give me a sweet Limerick hurling jersey a few years ago, so that was good.

He’s Irish, not Scouse.

‘Cept they were in London and should have gotten the win.

You just knew it was going to end in some sort of Liverpool-crushing fashion. They dominated for 90 of 120 minutes and had chance after chance go to waste.

Use some Old Bay next time, Old Bay is a heavenly addition to eggs, you’ll love it.

I am still flabbergasted, gobsmacked and utterly incredulous that man married a woman who has no idea how to make scrambled eggs. This world is simply a terrible, terrible, fucking place.

Yeah, I just noticed that, he was three years old.

As was pointed out reddit, in the time since Liverpool last won a title Peter Schmeichel signed with Man United won five titles, retired, fathered a son who now plays goal for the team with the best shot at winning the title.

Leicester as a whole are in irresistible form. Mahrez could have scored and Okazaki continues to be the non-stop hustling flea who was also denied a goal. This team has become a sports story that will rival anything Hollywood has dreamed up. This is ‘69 Mets stuff right here and they’re doing it in a league where this…

Yes it was the popular university slang word used for Association Football.

Ignoring the fact that the humorous comment flew above your head we’ll highlight the bullshit you typed out about “soccer”. The people who are credited with inventing the game also invented the term “soccer” — in fact “soccer” short for Association Football, was the term used for the game long before football became…

Right there with ya.

^^