Yeah, listen to the high morals of the dipshit proudly flying the flag of one of Europe’s most vilely racist and openly fascist football clubs.

Indeed

Well done, fantastic clip, four goddamn legends in one show.

But that would just mean more drama at home as Maria is introduced as the rich, lonely, Madrista Senorita and we never get to see the next season!

Getting ready to sign a five-year extension too

Jermaine Defoe finished with a hat trick, it’s been that sort of mid-week drama.

18/20, took Plymouth Argyle to conescutive Champions League titles!

He looks like my thumb, he looks like my thumb, richard chaplow he looks like my thumb.

Fucking computer is a stone-cold fucking cheater.

no. uh-uh. nope. don’t read right.

His hometown is Honolulu.

Or a game of “kick the spazz kid” if you’re Leyton Orient, or if you’re a Hammer

Meh, you’re still Pompey and that always sucks. How’s the view from six points back?

If only black people would lighten their skin and stop walking around with a reminder that blacks have been treated horribly in this country since they were shipped over as slaves we’d make more progress in racial understanding. I condemn all black people for perpetuating racist fundamentalism by walking around in…

Thanks for doing the dirty work, man. Now I’m sorry I asked.

Save me the cringe, what does it mean?

You’re doing fine on your own, stick with chiding these uncouth newcomers who only happen to know who Costa is because of a soccer match once or twice in the past two years, it really underscores your long history supporting the club.

Stretch that scarf, I bet you you even fake a slight London accent when you try and school the pikers at the bar that show the PL games on Saturdays. Ask for crumpets and shit.

Yeah, you’re the guy at the bar who ends up getting wedgies, but hey, own that prickishness, you’re were a Chelsea fan first!

Yeah, you were totally into Chelsea before everyone else. Just own it, you’re already a prick, be a proud kinja prick don’t be shy now. And you wonder why the guys at the bar that shows PL games want to choke you with their scarves.