This will be super helpful for him if he ever ends up on the A’s.

Always fucking dairy truthers.

You’re doing God’s work here. Thank you.

Chicago - [making people eat blue shit]

Even worse is the fact that he used rye bread.

The officer’s lawyer has released a statement saying his client “doesn’t know shit.”

Last time anyone in Philly saw beating that bad we lost Apollo Creed.

Fuckin big brain over here ^

The joke wasn’t funny the first time.

Well, that about wraps up the case, then! Good work, detective!

Because the Joker would just be considered a regular guy in Florida.

Servers are back up here. So in retrospect I may have been a bit dramatic.

The obvious answer here is a scheme of injuring yourself on the table saw and then suing the landlord for leaving it there.

Yeah, because Boston sports radio is going to have no problem letting this one go, and never bringing it up again.

My 10k Aerodactyl poops on your snorlax as it flies overhead.

Nerd.

Thanks for explaining how I personally feel about things.

I CHOOSE YOU, FESTERING CORPSE!!!!

When Carmelo thinks theres been too many shots taken, its about time we make some changes.

Here is a comprehensive list: