I believe this is referred to as putting lipstick on a pig.

I guess this means that Bosh is only a heartbeat away from leaving the Heat too.

Magikarp used Fry!

Having heard the Jags were going to move to London, Robinson was taking initiative in trying to drive across the pond.

“Probably just a faulty GPS.” - Michael Scott

Wasn’t the ass eating at a Lions game?

Looks like a full Space Jam reunion.

So many lifes changed.

“It’s real to me”

The Blackhawks probably wanted assets that could contribute more quickly (i.e. Anisimov and Marko Dano though Dano didn’t obviously work out but at least he landed them a rental of Andrew Ladd).

+1

+1 I love me some nerd in my sports.

Starred, you bastard. Still months away from the end of the hiatus.

We’re playing a really good team in the Wizards, a great team. Great young talents. Good coach.

Don’t give Hinkie what he actively pursued. And the Cards are the worst, but not the worst.

I’ll +1 it, but I believe the psych ward is called whenever someone professes to loving it in Cleveland.

I just inhaled Guinness thru my nostrils.

Kyle Beckerman plays defense?

Jabroni is #10

maybe all of those guys are knowledgeable in tax law and will really use that to get under Messi’s skin?