I was going to say that its rotting corpse will be playing the Packers on September 11.

Rest assured we will see the jaguar again. When it’s corpse is seen floating in the bay during the rowing events.

Wyh this now, Dwyane?

Yeah. I turned to get something from my kitchen because I was disappointed and looked over my shoulder and saw a pterodactyl fly across my screen and destroy the ball.

Cool. I tuned into TSN Radio for the news and reaction, but they just had Jeff O’Neill farting into a microphone.

If people can’t tell I’m a bit bitter about this team.

Roy Jones Junior, Jr.

Mike Tykeson

Muhammad Smalli

Great. Now I want Ramen.

“LeBron, I am your father...and you're a bitch" -Delonte West in Darth Vader voice

James responded by saying that he was the father of three kids and a man.

“The shoe of choice for IT professionals everywhere!”

“Heck. I’ll squeeze into a pair.”

it would have been hilarious if that large man threw him through the glass windows/doors and he died.

once hes beat this hes back. What can Goodell do, its not like he smoked weed twice or something

And fewer happy receptions from Cleveland receivers.

Vernon’s apparently been doing that to new teammate Jason Pierre-Paul, but it’s admittedly a lot easier to knock things out of his hand (singular).

The man is throwing children over 16 foot fences into yards and garages? He’s throwing children AT children in sandboxes?

Good job, hacker dude.