On the other hand, the Pens employ Phil Kessel, who looks like a member of the Shaler local of the Steamfitters Union.

+ .13

That's fucking gross. Who drinks Fireball?

But the trade-off is that you submarine your depth. Chicago’s had to let go of depth guys like Sharp, Versteeg and Oduya, and ices a train wreck on the back end of their D to give those four all the money. They’ve also submarined their next few drafts plugging gaps with in-season trades.

Were you the guy standing behind me at the DMV today? Longest 10 minute wait of my life.

When people call the NHL a Mom and Pop league I didn’t realize it was because they’re not letting us go out with our friends on school nights.

In addition, Nintendo has announced that all the strongest legendaries can only be found in single specific locations, “to reward the true adventuerer.”

My wife (not an IBanker) and I were at home the other night and suddenly she's like "Oh man, Chase needs me to verify something." because she just received a random text message saying "This is Chase Bank. Account verification is needed, please click [link]." I started yelling at her "No, no, no, no!! Don't click the…

But he did. He took an average team on the rise and sent them right into the toilet.

On the plus side, the team now knows where to find a quality Fwd: FW: FWD:

Similar to that time when the Nets accidentally sold the team to a Russian billionaire promising to “turn things around.”

Sounds like Dwight needs another Michael motivational quote

Weird. I thought that lightning made the karts smaller, not bigger.

This is a Science Fact. New Orleans is a better destination 10 times out of 10.

Counterpoint:

“God damn, Japanese are weird people.”

I like to think there were signs. Just shooting shit in the locker room “When I was growing up I had a crush on Murphy Brown.” “What, dude?”

For once the Browns won’t even have to draft a quarterback to guarantee themselves a bunch of picks.

This is literally the next moment when I checked the number of shots he took.

Hard to believe that there were some shots fired last night by a Laker that wasn’t Kobe.