actually, the review is good

Yeah, it’s obviously not the same guy. I’m just saying look at him.

It’s hard to see that they “didn’t really have a choice.” Compare the last ten years’ worth of QBs taken in the first three picks with the second round:

The Jets will trade up, draft Lamar Jackson, and then make him a converted WR.

As a long-suffering Jets fan (is there any other kind?) I can’t say I support the trade. They were slated to draft sixth. There are four quarterbacks. Barkley and Chubb are can’t miss prospects, too. You do the math.

‘“Non-violent offenders who made poor choices in tough environments as young men,” Bice, a basketball official since 1991, said of the inmates he’s taught.’

#notallbears

I would not be surprised if at the end, Simmons becomes more appreciated for his ability to hire/develop talent rather than his writing skill. GM Simmons > Player Simmons.

Thoughts and prayers

Shot:

This jazz pianist Mal Waldron had a nervous breakdown and completely forgot how to play, and had to learn again from listening to his old records. Anyway he got good again. So there’s that?

Hey now, that’s my territory.

Why don’t the Hawks try to turn their season around and sign this dude? He’d start for them immediately and he only fell on defense once.

Sounds like you meet the criteria, though.

I’d tell the officer’s wife to sleep with one eye open, but that doesn’t seem like the best advice in this case.

“Jokes on you, Robby. My wife has a nut allergy, which is why we can’t even have sex anymore.”

Goddammit. Maybe a spoiler alert next time?

The “wearing gloves inside” look worked for this guy, for a while.

Everytime someone uses the term “Quack Trainer” all I can think about is the lack of respect shown to those who make their living doing the near impossible task of training ducks.  

He’s a golem made of mayonnaise.