Bryce Petty: Coach, Coach! We’re down three scores but have plenty of clock left! Why run it three times in a row?

He’s black.

That’s because the jokes aren’t inspired by the need to communicate and connect, like those of actual good comedians. They’re inspired by the need to troll their imagined enemies.

It’s always interesting to watch conservatives attempt humor. The references are almost always hilariously out of date, the attempts at self-deprecation are usually painfully forced, and it comes across like they decided to improv the first take and then felt it was comedy gold that couldn’t be topped. It’s like…

So which word does he think is accurate?

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Lebron James & Derrick Rose?

Niko Mirotich & Bobby Portis.

Immediately after the game, the San Francisco 49ers reached out to offer the St. Michael-Albertville defensive coordinator a job as an assistant coach.

Like Becca, I would like to apologize to everyone for perpetuating a fraud, as I am neither French nor from Montana.

Yeah, but what’s her take on a 4-3 defensive scheme with Manti Te’o at the Mike?

But Lifehacker hardly ever makes fun of Cowboys running backs ...

im just really glad he’s not doing anything to distract his team like doing a kneel during a song

LiAngelo probably thought the shopkeepers would be just like LaVar and not pay any attention to him.

Oddly enough, this is one of those times Lebron could have flopped and everyone would have understood and accepted it. Meanwhile, Lance is the one flopping even though he’s the one slapping dudes in the dick and/or balls! What is even going on here!?!?

Substitute ancient Greece for modern Cincinnati

you are smart enough to understand his nuance and his overtness.

I can’t speak to the legitimacy of the Bennett photo, but I do know this picture is real and it pisses me off. Really, though, we all kind of secretly knew.

When I was a kid, people in my parent’s generation were immediately suspicious of anything that came from the internet. “Don’t meet anyone from the internet in real life!” “You can’t believe that, it’s just on the internet!”

Markelle Fultz also made a shooting gesture toward fans in Detroit last night.