I have some pretty good Asian markets in the neighborhood, and I splurged on some of the real stuff once... Whoo!

I am forever grey but check this out from the other-greys below (I wanted to tell someone not-grey so it didn’t get missed):

Your servers love you for this. This is the exact reason Christmas Day was always my favorite shift.

Seems like his training to play Wolverine payed off for your mum!

Let’s all make a promise that when/if we become famous, we will all be Kevin Smith Famous.

This comment is some serious quality.

I would have thought Colonel Sanders would be a breast man.

You might well be ending a man’s career by publishing these, Diana; I hope you’re happy with yourself.

What I don't understand is the part where he confessed. CONFESSED. Does that mean something different in Backwardsland, MO?

I did not wake up this morning thinking I would like Ariana Grande, yet here we are.

“Overserving” is when you allow people to consume a dangerous amount of alcohol. 7 pre-mixed cheap margaritas are not going to kill you, but they will make you too drunk to safely drive.

No like, it’s literally not a prison. It WAS a prison.

I like a lot of your posts, but “This is what I think and anyone who posts anything in disagreement is just proving my point” is pretty lazy posting behavior.

Thanks... and holy shit, those fuckers. That’s crossing the line to cartoon supervillainy.

Wut? Fine, I’ll change my name to “Prostetnic Vogon”.

So long and thanks for all the fish.

“So, your table stopped me and asked what kind of fish they had was because they thought you were lying to them; I told them it was cod and they asked why we didn’t have real fish.”

You don’t need to head that far. We make tacos that good all over the country. You’re welcome white people.

The socialised healthcare we get here in the UK is a wonderful thing. That is all.