Clearly from the epilogue, she did learn her lesson so...you’re an idiot?

Lex dura sed lex? Okay, Javert.

are you seriously going to compare smoking weed to a cop killing someone?

Working at a fast food joint, the manager was a really nice man who did charity work with immigrant children on the side, was endlessly cheerful, and so on. I’m working drive-through. Customer orders his food in heavily accented English, and gets abusively irate when I ask him (politely) to repeat his order. I’m…

As someone who is seriously allergic to cashews - screw this mother!

Yes, you should go fuck yourself.

Actually, the best way to turn a normal teenager who sometimes smokes weed into a criminal is putting them in jail. Your education gets disrupted, you have troubles finding a job with your record after and you meet lots of real criminals in jail. Jail basically is crime school.

Might have been smoking weed as well, but I’d bet there was other stuff before the weed came out.

(Side note, I accidentally typed ‘smoking wood’, which is an entirely different activity, and means you’re preparing brisket in the back seat- and so probably don’t want McDonalds anyway)

(yep, just euphemizing for fun now)

I will be gray forever, but all the stars for OMG Tchotchkes.

“In the criminal justice system, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups: the police, who investigate crime; and the district atto... Wait, how did that guy get in here? Where are his pants? OH GOD WHAT IS HE DOING TO THAT ALLIGATOR?!!” *static*

Alternately, your idea could just be called “Law & Order: Florida”

Because she appears to be about as deep as a mirror? As reflective as a mud puddle? As thoughtful as a coat hanger at a baby shower?

Not pour. “Pore” means to read closely and carefully. Pore. Old white people pore over receipts. And correct other people’s misuse of language. I apologize for half of that.

Yeah this is a hit below the belt.

Would you care to post your entire Amazon purchase history here so people can “worship” you? Seriously, what is the point of this post?

Yes, that’s true. I was just trying to see it from all sides. I mean, if we just have those jokes - which are about a man she has publicly supported - as evidence of her racism then maybe it’s not so much that she’s racist but just makes bad jokes that written and read by other people who are not meant to see them…

You’re continuing to circulate what should be her private information. I don’t care if another source has published it. This is shitty.

If this is in line with Jezebel’s definition of feminism, I say no thanks.