This is some Grade A stupid shit. Any personal foul would result in immediate ejection.

Checks bank account......Ok, I’m over it.

Total Philly name.  Have I heard you on the Touchdown Brothers?

He’s gonna win this election.  His SEC bro haircut is too strong to be denied.

Jesus he looked like a Koopa Troopa even then.

Jerry Jones doesn’t have a fucking clue about names of at least half his roster. Whenever he talks about players, he always calls them by number unless it is Zeke or Dak and a couple others.

It is the lifeblood of the industry.

Beto won every city, so it is turning. We just have too much countryside to have a democrat win a statewide election.  Soon.  Way before Oklahoma anyway

My last email to Cornyn regarding cuts to medicare funding. No reply was received.

The snake is not a native species, but maybe it is tolerated as an acceptable immigrant because it is albino (read white).

More importantly, why doesn’t the university president have anything on his bookshelves?  More room for hamster cages?

The 3 on one of them is linear, and on the other pyramid shaped.  Nice

Ahhh, and I really wanted good things to happen for this guy.  Shucks.

None of the players were looking at that caricature conductor. Not one. You play the music enough times, you know when your part comes up.  You don’t need the music sheet much at that point either.  I got a headache watching that doofus for 2 minutes.  He’ll be the next Venezuelan president.

As tired as I am of seeing LeBron everywhere like a fucking Kardashian, I am more disappointed that he has Tebow to host his Million Dollar Mile show.

So I’m not totally clear here.  Would just a little mayo be okay?

Patriots fans are defensive even when they win. Gotta protect TAAWMMY from the next media witch hunt.

How about I hate them because their QB peddles snake oil and everybody that does that should die in a ditch wearing their tempature regulating pajamas

I agree with his message in all of these segments that have gone viral, but I’m a Dallas area resident all my life with lots of Dale exposure including many stories from off camera. It blows my mind he is some kind of moral compass for this nation.  I guess we’ll have to take what we can get from who will give it.