scissormeelmo
ScissorMeElmo
scissormeelmo

Duh, your fancy fiziks equations don’t work because the universe was created 10,000 years ago over the course of 7 days.  Read a book.

Are we sure he’s an A&M undergrad?  I don’t see a wedding ring.

 Texas is a very diverse place because of the size, with 7 distinct geographic regions and lots of little subsets within those. Very large coastline beaches and coastal plains, East Texas Pine forests, High mountain deserts of Big Bend area, flat desert plains of the west, Hill County in the middle and

1+ Giraffe neck

I will Title IX Respect whoever investigates the real reason he left Florida and exposes it. I heard whispers at the time, but nothing concretely reported.  You don’t leave that gig for health and family reasons and pop back up a year later. 

As a Cowboys fan, I hope they lose every game until Jerry dies, and it doesn’t happen anytime soon. I want to watch his face melt in that suite every week.

I’m a lifelong Cowboy fan that has lived my whole life within 2 hours of the stadium, and now about 20 minutes. I will watch every game, but I will be rooting for the Cowboys to lose every single fucking game until Jerry dies. I hope he lives forever so I get to watch him seethe in that suite.  

Maybe Urban will skate on this one, prompting an investigation into why he really left Florida. That is where the story is.

Shame the black vote didn’t show up last November or we wouldn’t care what Trump was thinking right now.

Hell yeah to using sunscreen, but eyelids aren’t the most skin cancer prone area of the face. I would doubt they account for even 10% of the total based on personal experience and would love to see that study. I don’t have the stats handy, but I would bet I see 10 or more on the nose for every 1 on the eyelids. Ears

I just went to Big Bend and it was $25 per car for a week pass. If these are $70 but also for a week, totally worth it. You can also buy an annual pass to all of them for about $80 if I recall.

Amazing SEC bro haircut. I need to get me one of those

All have paws, not even close on the feet. No other animal really with feet like that.

It’s pretty irresponsible to come on here telling everyone this drug without reliable safety data is awesome. “Go get some because I love it.” Oh, by the way, my opinion is based on a non-blinded single patient experience with no control arm. Lets all go eat all the meldonium because it is at least as good as Dr.

Good dude

Is there much doubt this is what he wanted? Nationwide attention for fighting the NCAA will be way more of a career boost than kicking for UCF.

As a Cowboy fan, we are used to the shitshow. Truthfully though, I cringed every time he touched the ball because he screws up a lot, and I think that played a huge role in the let go. They drafted his replacement Ryan Switzer and he wasn’t going to make the team anyway.

Cowboys fan here. I guess we’ll just roll with Zeke who happens to be better than Williams. That is, until the league tells us how they want to handle his abuse investigation the Ginger hammer has been mulling for a fucking year.

Are you saying healthy people don’t need health insurance? Even young people have unforeseen medical issues. What do you do if you get in a car wreck, get pregnant, get testicular cancer? These are all more common in young people.

Also, they get to punch each other in the dick.