Is it wrong not to always be glad?

#DidIMentionThatICried

He will tweet once. Get halfway through his second tweet. And then cancel his next 10 planned tweets.

So Morrissey is finally joining Twitter after Twitter has turned everyone else into Morrissey. It doesn’t seem quite right, like he’s decided to front a Smith’s tribute band.

Let the right one in.

The bullying element has grown SO much now that kids have technology at their fingertips 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. Used to you could go home and be safe from hate, but not anymore. Bullying (combined with mental health issues) is what landed my daughter in a psychiatric hospital last month with suicidal thoughts.…

Great. Now I’m crying in a McDonald’s. And it's not for any of the usual reasons.

Eh, IDK - if my frenemy was about to marry my old fuck buddy - I probably wouldn’t say shit. I don’t count non committed entanglements & if my frenemy didn’t already know dude was my emergency bang for a decade- it really wasn’t special.

I stopped reading at “LuAnn” because the speak-singing voice in my head was too distracting. Chic, c’est la vie. C’est bon. C’est bon.

I believe it was Sonja with a sexy J who let the Pirate in her backdoor.

Come on, Kara, you know you missed this mug!

I was rooting for the pirate guy she did butt stuff with.

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!?

Me too. And yes.

No, Heather didn’t have a producer credit. It’s the only reason I can come up with as to why everyone is kissing Bethenny’s ass this year.

ok that part killed me tho that was my favorite

that + all the luMan jokes are too much for me...too transphobic.

I think Carole sucks up more to Bethenny than she did to Heather because Bethenny is more formidable. Having said that, I think both Bethenny and Heather have been manipulated by Carole in the same way to do her dirty work. She is always incredibly passive aggressive during these arguments, but they seem to center on…

Whenever we watch and they run the “To learn more about ‘Real Housewives’ go to bravotv.com” I inevitably turn to my wife and say “Where do I go to find out LESS about ‘Real Housewives’?”

I just finished watching it.