To anybody who thinks it isn't enough to ride a bicycle, but that you also need to be some sort of 'true believer' who only uses approved methods of assisting and wear the right outfits: Us regular people don't give a shit what you think. We just want to get to work without smelling like a gym bag.

It worked for my cat.

"Probably take nearly literally eternity."

I may be overthinking this. Kerry Washington is talented and gorgeous and wonderful. I know it's Twitter. But, spelling "your" as "u're" does not save a single. Fucking. Character.

Why do they need FDA approval? It's not a drug, it's not a delivery device...it's a bit confusing why the FDA would need to regulate something that is, at its heart, a stopwatch.

Now I wear its pelt.

Am I alone in thinking Diaz is leaning toward being a moron? In the interviews I've seen of her promoting her new book, it's just BS science. I think it's insulting to real scientists who write books on the same subject matter, largely because she's promoting it as some "greatly researched" book she wrote. I just…

So you got a Chinese finger trap instead of a piscine osteology? ;-)

LoL, I am definitely not trying to justify it. I agree with you and I am making fun of Gawker for being their usual, over-excited selves.

I have looked at (peered) this and reviewed it. Upon reflection I have deemed it procidoxyal. A made-up word I have coined that means either supportive of prostitution, or taking things altogether too antimetaphorically. Depending on context. I also coined antimetaphorically and doobieus, because anyone who takes…

The opposite of happiness isn't pessimism...

When Canadians say we're "working on beer as a sports drink" you have to factor in the sport in question:

This thing is broken. I selected a Pumpkin Ale and it didn't even suggest that I try cutting out my tongue and flushing it down the toilet.