I may be overthinking this. Kerry Washington is talented and gorgeous and wonderful. I know it's Twitter. But, spelling "your" as "u're" does not save a single. Fucking. Character.

Am I alone in thinking Diaz is leaning toward being a moron? In the interviews I've seen of her promoting her new book, it's just BS science. I think it's insulting to real scientists who write books on the same subject matter, largely because she's promoting it as some "greatly researched" book she wrote. I just…

When Canadians say we're "working on beer as a sports drink" you have to factor in the sport in question:

This thing is broken. I selected a Pumpkin Ale and it didn't even suggest that I try cutting out my tongue and flushing it down the toilet.

But you can Plan B away the AIDS in the morning! Isn't that how it works?