Nope, these are fake sperm-shaped robots made in a lab. A girl-scientist could make them. Hurricanes are all you have left.

I don't want to respond to everyone calling this untrue, because of time, but I read your comments all the time and they're always smart, so I'll respond to you. My story, the one in which my engineering professor boss told me this, is 100% fact. His story may or may not be bullshit.

Yes, I am in science. But I don't claim it's true. I said I have "a story". It was told to me by a professor of engineering who I don't believe had a good reason to lie, but I have not done my own independent peer-reviewed study to confirm it. You may take it with a grain of salt.

Concur! They might even be doing us a favour, less calories than just adding more ice cream.

Ooh, I have a story about microbeads.

The first sentence from that skydiving article makes my brain hurt.

I always thought selfie loathing was kind of frivolous, but today I learned a thing. Hercules's beard: real yak hair.

This makes me nostalgic for the time I lived in Newfoundland. Though only slightly.

We really need to get the tags back on the main page. I wanted to click on this in case it was Dirt Bag, but in doing so I ran the risk of clicking on an article exclusively about Miley Cyrus's butt bruise.

You are not alone! My boyfriend, who is biochemist, and I listened to her on Q (radio program) and he was like personally offended by how wrong she was every time she tried to talk about actual science.

I'm more interested in the 697 crazies who voted for glue! Glue! It's not even a real drug, it's a craft supply.

Me too! And then I was like, how is that "modern"?