God, dating in DC sucks.

Where do they go from here? Two words: Time machine.

 some argue that her laser focus on winning the election has been more of a detriment than anything else.

HA, JOKES ON THE PEOPLE WITH MONEY. I’M ALREADY POOR.

I can’t remember if I posted last year about this, but probably not. Nearly a year ago I was in the hospital when these stories were posted. I couldn’t read them all because I was in the midst of a haunting episode and, being in the hospital, I couldn’t leave. You see, I was in a private room, but I wasn’t alone.

“the spirit that scared you as a child meant you harm, and you will have two more such visitations in your lifetime.”

The very first house that I bought was haunted...by a cat. I knew the previous owner has a cat because there was a cat door cut into the utility door and when I was cleaning before moving in, there was cat hair all over the carpet.

Not to take away from the amazing Samantha Bee but that link at the end of your story about Ana Navarro, is amazing. I’m so in love with her right now and it’s not easy because she’s a Republican and a huge supporter of the Bush Crime Family but man, that tape of her screaming at that dum-dum Scottie Neil Hughes and…

Happened to me even while watching the debate. Had to give up my hard-won stool at an overcrowded bar to get away from this dude creepily inching closer and closer.

Hillary Clinton’s tight-lipped smile is my disapproving midwestern grandma all over.

Now that this story is public, he’ll never ketchup in the polls.

You don’t touch God. You look and appreciate God

Uhh. No. Marla didn’t “get her ass knocked up.” Trump knocked her up. Women don’t “get themselves pregnant.” Some tool who refused to wear a condom did.

Feel free to disagree with me. Here’s my take. Choosing chastity as a woman isn’t feminism. Choosing chastity as a woman and having the right to not be judged as less or more of a human being because of it is feminism.

It’s a bit morbid and probably in bad taste but I think it would be more effective to display one of the murdered children’s autopsy photos. I want to see which asshole says no to gun control after staring at that for hours.

I bet he never throws rocks at cars again.

I always feel like dogs are fucking with us.

oh yeah?