And this is the story about the lowest point in my life to this day: A couple of years ago I went on a adventure with college friends on a wild, state protected river in northern Wisconsin. We floated in canoes and kayaks for days drunk off our assess. Last day comes, and we can’t find a camp site. As we were…

“grim reaper who comes for all doggies eventually” SHUT YOUR DAMN MOUTH YOU MOUTH BREATHER #notallpuppies

Disapproving midwestern Grandmas are no joke

Champagne and rippled potato chips are my go-to for a bad day. Classy AF.

I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again: Cucumber sandwiches > Tomato sandwiches.

My vet is also a close personal friend—you should never sedate your animals for flights, either in the cabin or especially in cargo, as they cannot regulate their body temp and can overheat causing severe damage and even death. Dogs and cats pant because they don’t sweat—if they are drugged up and passed out, they…