For being a shit writer? That could be a class action suit

There was an earlier story wherein Holmes and Watson burst into a couple’s apartment looking for a kidnapped child. “Where’s your warrant, Mr. Holmes,” they ask. Holmes sticks a gun in the dude’s face. “Here’s my warrant.” That sounds pretty emotional.

It’s very clearly a bullshit attempt to get some free money on spurious legal grounds, but it’s also a bullshit reading of the stories. Holmes wasn’t a robot in the earlier books. Though there is something darkly amusing about the Doyle estate basically shouting “Our cash-cow was basically a one-dimensional cardboard…

My grandma wore housedresses. When she died, and we went through her clothes, it was the one thing that I said absolutely had to be saved. She mostly had two or three in a rotation, but the one I wanted was pink and floral print. It may have come from Hawaii. It took a while before I was bold enough to wear it myself,…

Lost World is almost as good as Jurrasic Park.

Don’t forget his turn as Benedick (opposite maybe the best ever DW Companion aka DONNAAAA) in Much Ado About Nothing (which I guess falls in your middle category above?)! Ditto his take on Hamlet, which is indisputably the best take on Hamlet, and which also has Sir Patrick Stewart, ooooo. (Srsly it’s excellent.)

This post was exactly tailored to my interests and I APPRECIATE IT. I still haven’t watched Jessica Jones, although I’m dying to, because I just can’t stand to see him play a truly malevolent character.

Also, Boyega saying “I really fucking hate racists” is pretty on character for Finn.

This is the correct take. Twitter’s willingness to serve as the bullhorn for Trump’s fucknuttery, along with their inaction in combating information that’s turned out to be legitimately harmful is just beyond the pale. Twitter served as the echo chamber for the corrupt, and continues to refuse to accept any…

Excellent gif, because these lines:

I was doing that thing you do during horror movies where you peek out of a lattice of your own fingers.

Yeah I feel the same way about this as I do about any of the fanfic and real people. Like, I get that you like Destiel but Mischa and Jensen are real people with real marriages and minds that can be creeped out by your actions so maybe don’t write ship fic about the actors. And apparently there are SEX SCENES in this?…

Christ on a cracker. Hasn’t Hillary been through enough already?

The guy with the rocket launcher has the smallest penis in the group.

That last paragraph is the profundity I needed today. I initiated a breakup this week because the hopes my partner had for our future somehow never translated to action. The nature of things is to decay; we can only make the best decisions for the moment, act with intention and integrity, and let the new system emerge.

‘No evidence’ means exactly that, no evidence, zero evidence, absence of evidence.

Thank you. I see headlines like “we may never get a vaccine”, & the mental conclusion my anxiety jumps to from there is “all physical human interaction must cease permanently or else we go extinct, but then we’ll go extinct in a couple generations anyway since nobody can meet new people to reproduce with anymore.” So…

Is it really fair to compare the development of a vaccine for a retrovirus like HIV to the development of a vaccine for coronovirus? I’m sorry, but this hints of fear-mongering clickbait. I think I’ll spend my time reading more positive info such as the reporting on Oxford’s candidate, which is looking pretty damn…

When things go back to normal I cannot wait to go grocery shopping again and I will absolutely go to Trader Joe’s as one of my first stops. I am sick of online grocery shopping.