Hillary’s a private citizen now. She can do what she wants, and it’s not on her to solve all the world’s problems.

She’s certainly not dumb and is obviously a savvy businesswoman, but I will forever resent the media’s portrayal of her as “kickass woman doing it all!” without acknowledging that she has 1000x more resources to be able to do all this stuff than the average person.

THIS. For fuck’s sake, what are you all going to do if Bernie sneezes or something during the next debate? Stop doing this shit, it’s not helping.

“Shamblefuck” might be my new favorite word.

The first time I saw Jurassic Park, 10-year-old me knew that JG is where it’s at.

Seriously.  She’s such a piece of trash.

I mean, what exactly did he expect having her on his show? Someone working for his reelection campaign is hardly going to admit the guy is a pile of crap.

*Is it that she’s American? Divorced? Black?

This sentient pile of shit is going to ruin us all.

Boy, she really drank the Kool-aid, didn’t she? I wonder what it’s like to walk around with literally zero self-awareness.

My thought too.  I just generally dislike beer though - personally, I’d go for the wine immediately when I got home, but that’s just me.

Yes.  I love that song.  So catchy and so creepy at the same time.

TELL me you haven’t tried something, wiped it off and then put it back on the shelf for the next unsuspecting person.  Because OH MY GOD I’m never buying makeup at Target again.

THIS. I mean, I give makeup I tried and didn’t like to my mom but like....it’s my mom. Secondhand makeup that a total stranger has used is great if you want to contract God-knows-what, I guess.

RIGHT?! Like, test that shit on the back of your hand and then use a sanitizing wipe to clean it off. Sephora has such a generous return policy there is literally no reason to actually apply samples to your face.

I mean, fucking duh?  Why is this news surprising at all?

I’ve been tying to get into Halt and Catch Fire because I’ve heard so many good things about it, but oh my God I want to slap Pace’s character every time he starts talking.  I’m glad it gets better, if I can suffer through the rest of this season...

I can’t believe that pile of sentient lard would call someone else fat.

Animal abusers should rot in jail. I’m glad she’s being investigated, her “career” on youtube should be over.

In addition to all the other ways he’s a piece of crap, I like how spending time with his kid is only “sometimes” more important than politics. What a dipshit.