I mean, do they look like this?

*shhhhhh* Don’t tell them all the ways these plastic surgeries go wrong! Let them self-select themselves out of the human race, it’ll be doing us all a favor.

I turn 38 this year, and although I occasionally get some people asking if I’m in a relationship, I really don’t get anyone asking if I want to have kids. I think they all just assume I’m well on my way to being a childless old crone and don’t bother to question it. Which is fine by me - I like my free time.

OhmyGOD I am so jealous you got to meet them. I’d probably make an absolute fool of myself if I met Tennant, I LOVE him. He’s delightful.

I am SO excited for the Good Omens series. I haven’t gotten around to reading the book yet but I REALLY love me some David Tennant.

I think it’s sort of hilarious that Jeffree is vowing to stay in his lane from now on. Come on girl, we all know you live for drama. So many people are (rightfully) dragging Tati on Twitter for being a snake. Good luck getting any future potential collaborators to ever trust you! Like, I’m a year older than her and if…

I felt the same after his video. She seems like the kind of parent who would do anything for her kids but then lord it over them and guilt-trip them forever.

Did anybody see the new video Tati just posted, crying (literally) about how she didn’t intend to end his career and call him out by being public about it? Basically “I was contacted by media outlets, I could have ruined him but I didn’t.” This kid seems like a total shit, but good Lord, woman. What a drama queen. I…

I think everybody’s going off on you because you’re implying that calling the cops on someone because a customer annoyed you/you had a bad day is normal/appropriate/justified behavior.  Everybody can understand being irritated by a customer being shitty, but calling the cops on them for making a bad joke is a step too…

Yeah, except that this is her job. I don’t get away with being pissy for having to come into work earlier than usual or staying later.

Yeah, living below your means is a great idea, but not everyone works in an industry that allows you to still earn $70K while living in the middle of nowhere.

For real. I’ll pass on being rich if it means I don’t have to live in Iowa wanting to kill myself.

So if your parents were to leave you money so you could, say, buy a house or get an education, you’d happily just give it all away to complete strangers saying “well I didn’t earn it!”? Ok then.

This, exactly. Is “the public good” going to pay off my student loans? Or take care of my mom when she gets old, since she has no other relatives and I’m an only child? Unless you can guarantee me that, then you can leave my (modest) inheritance from my grandma the hell alone.

Ok like 90% of these guys look identical. I’d have to make everyone wear name tags the entire time.

YES. My god, if I was a contestant on one of these shows, I’d be like “fuck this, I’m out” 3.2 seconds after realizing none of these people can converse their way out of a paper bag.

Yeah, I like Tati’s reviews, but her friendship with him seems way weird. Like girl, you are an ADULT. JC seems gross, to be sure, surely you have better things to do than starting public fights with teenagers on the internet....

This makes me so glad I’ve realized I probably don’t want kids. I love children, but the idea of taking care of them while dealing with a useless shithead husband sounds like my idea of hell.

Seriously! Even if she’s on the low end of the salary range for this kind of show/TV actors, she still makes a significant amount of money. Like, way more than the average person per year. Sounds like she needs to shut the hell up and stop being ungrateful.