I'm not even what anyone would consider large, but my breasts are not attached to me like gravity defying grapefruits, which is what I feel you'd need in order to pull this off.

Jia.

I love my country.

In so many ways, really.

That's one pigeon-toed hamplanet of a dick farmer right there.

Yep. This is sort of a similar issue. If you can't restrain yourself (particularly from getting drunk and taking stuff that does not belong to you) in a setting where there are priceless objects (and as I pointed out in that post, it doesn't matter if the "objects" aren't "priceless" to you, or if they are housed a…

I'm sorry, but this is the type of verbiage that passes for English in a "blockbuster report"?

As a teacher I'll tell you why... Each year I will get an email from a parent(s) telling me that they plan to take their child out of school for a week (legal here) and would I mind getting ALL the material together for that week and sending it with the child so that they can "keep up" while they're gone. Multiply…

Guys, guys, look at what my foster babies are doing!

I have a rant (that I can't put anywhere else because the people involved know ALL my social media accounts):

A few years ago, my aunt wouldn't shut up about how she was getting into great shape for the family reunion cruise we were gonna take in May. My other aunts/her sisters aren't small women and didn't have nearly enough time to dedicate to getting in shape (and two couldn't afford to go), so it was kind of obnoxious.

My people send their regards:

It's like a racial Victor Victoria.

Whatever it is, make it sting, cause it should be the last word from you he ever hears.

That's nothing. The shame police (guys that go around harassing Saudi women for not meeting modesty standards) work for the Committee for the Promotion of Virtue and the Prevention of Vice.

I'm crushed that I was not notified that this was happening.

The most beautiful Chileans I know play tennis.

Here it is!

Amen, sister friend.