Way harsh, Tay.

The other day, “Carry yourself with the confidence of a mediocre white guy” popped up on my Tumblr dash, I’m thinking that’s the secret to success.

Speaking of Mango Salsa chips, does anyone remember this abomination? Decent synthetic flavour, total mindfuck to taste it on a crunchy chip.

I had to look it up on UrbanDictionary, but I’d say he’s as close to based as anyone who’s job depends on public opinion of them can be.

Those quotes in the headline kinda make it seem like she’s exaggerating or making shit up...

800-565-7421!

For budgeting: Mint!

It’s so funny to watch Royce try to do these things, yet still be a Good Little Boy. Him fully clothed in the middle of a line of bikini-clad women had me cackling.

How is this even real. I’ve heard lots of bastardizations of veganism, but this one’s entirely new.

Exactly, it’s a plant based diet. Veganism is a lifestyle.

I would say I do 5 days a week, but it’s not strict or intentional. Basically, on weekdays I eat almost exclusively whole foods, and on weekends I eat lazy food, which often involves pancakes and pasta. My weekday meals are things like mujaddara, indian food (curried plant protein + basmati rice always works!), lentil…

I’ve heard that too, but I’ve also heard that it’s a net loss, or that it’s too hard to estimate how much mother’s would hypothetically work without daycare. Personally I’m for it either way, even if it means I’m going to pay something like 40% taxes.

Quebec has this - the program is a total money-loser, but it’s great for the families. If you’re well-off you’ll be paying $20/child/day, the low end of pricing is around $8. QC also has the highest income taxes in the country though, so people in the Ottawa-Gatineau area will sometimes live in Ontario with lower…

Everybody do yourselves a favor and click through on the Pitbull article - hilarious as always!

Did I see a bearded woman ironing at 2:38? Best. cameo. ever.

Yes, that was it!

During his stay on a remote island...

This looks painful.

Motherfucking Park Lane and Jamberry ugh!!!!!!!!!!!!

I freaking love Royce, but sometimes when he drops a “mami” I’m like