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Mark right now:

Mark...

I don't care what he look like. His milkshake is bringing me to the yard regardless.

Right? So far I have a crush on Mark. SHOW ME YOUR FACE MARK I LOVE YOU.

You're new, so I wasn't sure, but that last sentence put it over the top. I like you, Mark Shrayber!

yes, of course!! Of course!!

My reaction so far:

Oh my gosh the two running along in slow motion with their ears flapping!! So cute!!

Pin that shit. Also include a mason jar with this inside:

gotta admire her manicured claws, too! I can see getting away with them in open events, but in relays she totally could've hacked out a piece of her teammate's flesh during the hand-off. If nothing else, she ran anchor, so presumably her sister-in-arms could stagger off to the sides gushing blood from her forearm,

I got made fun of through all of high school for having "booty for a white girl" and guess who's laughing now? ME. HAHAHAHAHAHA

What gets me worked up is the people who are posting that in my Facebook circles are the same bitches who say "be thankful you're only a step-mother. Imagine what us real mothers go through!" Oh, fuck your vagina with a jackhammer. I raised my step-kids because their "real" mother couldn't do it so back your fucktruck

I recently had to undergo a physical examination that included several vaccinations as a part of my immigration paperwork to become a permanent US resident. I already had most of the vaccinations required, and I'm also lucky enough to be in good general health, but it just seems very ironic to me that Americans are

As an autistic and formerly very-sick person, I'd much rather be autistic than very sick. Vaccines for life (hopefully unless they wear out like the tetanus ones), son!

Definitely the angle. If you draw a straight line where her dress ends + at the bottom of his feet and then bump him up the vertical distance between those two lines, it roughly correlates with the height difference shown here.

Bicorn!

Can people please stop calling their husbands "hubby?" That would be great, thanks.

If you have no idea how to write women, write a male character then change the name and pronouns. Look at that, your female characters became people. It's magic!