Are you implying that music-playing teddy bears dropping from the sky aren't a hallmark of really grown-up adult relationships?

"I gave my girl so many teddy bears, cause like, she lost hers at a sleepover the week before and she was real upset before her PSAT so I was like, girl, I'mma get you all the teddy bears."

Is anyone else a little weary of the whole one-night stand abortion thing? I mean, we already have to deal with cheers of "close your legs" from the right. Maybe they could have done a boyfriend breaks your heart and then you find out you're pregnant storyline? Or I am making too much out of this, and I should just be…

I am totally shaming you, you sluts! SHAME!

I would really like it— it would be a relief of epic proportions— if the media referred to women aged 18 and older as WOMEN not "girls." I find the term infantilizing and disrespectful in a way akin to calling a black man a "boy."

"cock-blocktopus"

I think he's probably a genuinely nice guy in his own world. It's just that 'his own world' part; as an aristocrat, he's so alienated from common America, so out of touch, that he doesn't appreciate when he's being a dick to them, and I imagine some of that will inevitably show in the film. But we shouldn't forget…

Am I the only one who excitedly clicked on the Harry/Skarsgard link because her brain translated it as NSFW, and was horribly disappointed to find herself on the National Science Foundation Page? Dammit.

Not gonna lie, I was pretty disappointed Jezebel didn't eviscerate Lady Gaga for featuring R Kelly on a track called "Do What You Want With My Body." URGH.

I love a man who likes to be pegged.

Christmas in Canada, yo.

That cat's no "asshole." I'll admit it's hard to tell if he's an atheist or a muslin, but he's clearly part of "The War on Christmas."

wait, so is this like a scientific measure of units where 1000 microracist actions constitute 1 standardized one? What is the standard deviation of a racists assholes and how can I sum their squares into oblivion?

A Christmas Carol.

Heart are not Canadian they are from Seattle.

The members of Heart aren't Canadian, but they more or less got their start there, as the male members of the band had headed there to avoid the draft. Which also reinforces that while the Wilson sisters are the face of the band, they wouldn't really be considered a "duo".

"The Canadian band Heart". Really? I thought Heart was just... Heart. Okay yes I'm Canadian but I really thought everyone knows Heart.

Heart is a Seattle band. Couldn't tell if that was a joke or not.

Canadian band Heart? Uh, last I checked, Washington State was still part of the U.S.

Heart is a Seattle band. Not Canadian.