I finally tried those damn egg-shaped EOS lip balms. Another thing to add to the list of 'I dragged my heels because I am an idiot and now this thing has changed my life'.

People who put bows on trees can fuck right the fuck off. Gimme a tacky ass tree covered in 3 decades worth of accumulated family nicknacks and cheesy childhood craft ornaments and huge multicolored lights any day. This ain't the Macy's.

What also troubled me was the fact that he told her to eat it before her mom woke up, which made me think that maybe the mom is policing what her daughter eats. So it's possible the girl has a mother who is teaching her that there are 'bad foods', and a father who is teaching her to hide it when she 'cheats' with said…

And on a side note... my BMI is probably above 30 (obese) right now, but I also run an hour every day. And I would bet money that my cholesterol's dick is bigger than your cholesterol's dick, naysayers of the world.

I clicked on that CDD link and just about lost my breakfast.

I'm a mathematician. I used to be gender-female but I did transgender and am now completely male-identified (with papers to prove it, ha!) I can assure you that the worlds are completely different (male vs female), especially in STEM fields. Before I FTM'ed, I was ignored, my opinions in math and educational matters…

A lesser known side of Paul Walker is the man who studied marine biology in college, idolized Jacques Cousteau, and volunteered to be part of the crew of a scientific expedition researching Great White Sharks (called Expedition Great White, which aired on the National Geographic Channel).

Rose hip seed oil works very well for me. I used to love Burt's Bee's Repair Serum which is mainly rose hip seed oil with other good things like aloe, jojoba oil, and tocopherol.

I have olive skin and a few years ago I had chicken pox. 50 marks on my face alone. Oil of Olay makes a microdermabrasion kit that costs about $40 at Target, and it will last for many months depending on how often you use it. I used it twice daily (instead of twice weekly) and it worked. Also used a generic brand…

Can we talk about porn for a second?

This has been posted a bajillion times everywhere, but I haven't seen anyone make the point that there is absolutely no way these babies are "mimicking life inside the womb". They are VERY CLEARLY fraternal twins, and that means two amniotic sacs. Separate sacs = no hugging. It's simply not possible.

Autoplay videos are EEEEEEVVVIILLLLLLLLL.

Shampoo you can really get away with most anything (unless you have dandruff or something). It's on your hair for only a few seconds, so all of those "super moisturizing wow!" products actually don't have time to do anything when they're in shampoo form. If you're crunched for money, you can get a super cheap shampoo…

That little girl in the fur gilet and red top dresses so much better than I do.

You do realize that a 5K is only 3.1 miles, right? Not all road races are marathons! (i.e 26.2 miles/42.18K)

A 5K is not a marathon.

Actually, no. the Jezebel will crowd will cheer long and loud that men are calling out the MRAs for the shitheels they are. Resentful, entitled creeptastic bunions on humanity who cause nothing but discomfort and pain.

Dude, if Harper removed the monarchy as head of state I would a) drop dead from shock and b) actually be grateful to him for the first time in his ridiculously long tenure.

Ooooh story time! I fell and broke both of my arms last year, don't use a stool to change a lightbulb, or you'll have shitty results! So while I was recovering after my surgery, I had this brilliant idea. See the worse arm, I shattered the head of the radius and they pieced it back together with 5 titanium screws. It…