So...what's your excuse? ;-) /kidding, kidding!

He's a dad. He has eyes in the back of his head.

Sigh, back to the drawing board...

There's actually a lot more going on here than the article says. The main metabolic problem in obesity is that adipocytes (fat cells) actually swell to the point where they exceed the diffusion radius of the surrounding capillaries, and so they become hypoxic (not enough oxygen). Mitochondria need oxygen to generate…

Here's a non-geolocked version:

Has anyone ever tried to do a Kickstarter for a wedding? 'Cause that's basically what some of these brides are trying to negotiate.

Women tell the truth that nobody wants to hear and get called liars.
Men tell the lie that everyone wants to hear and get called honest.

Wait, I thought it was women who lie about rape...

Don't forget scientist ladies! Even if you're not directly employed by the NIH, the National Center for Biotechnology Information (NCBI) can't be updated with new sequences, data, or papers. Even though I'm employed by my university, the federal government owns all my materials, my lab space, and my notebook, so I…

I tried those, and was able to scratch out a brief poem about tampons, but that's it. Ode to Things I Stick in My "Hole for Men's Pleasure" turned out great, though.

You beat me to it!

Well, I am a lady writer and I can tell you that there's a very valid reason to only read straight cis men: A writer can only write with a penis. Literally.

This made me think of Kendall's story.

My OB-GYN told me my cervix is shaped like a mail slot after he delivered my daughter. So I have that going for me...which is nice.

Same goes for any graduate program. DO NOT GO INTO DEBT TO GO TO GRAD SCHOOL.

After all, there was a reason that Ms. Weaver and Ms. Griffith had Harrison Ford on his knees throughout "Working Girl." That factor is not lost on women looking to suit up today

I really hope this is satire. Because...no.