Pore-smegma?

I KNEW IT!!! I haven't drank in years, and I once got a buzz from a bottle of Kombucha.

"Ministry of Culture and Information" sounds rather Orwellian.

Oh man, I thought that Katie Holmes cover was Tina Fey! I was like damn, Tina! That's not Tina...

Oh goodness yes! I was just tickled pink to see all the white jersey's turning transparent partway through the game :D

Personally, I stick to bougie streets and the Orthodox Jewish neighbourhood - I love it when no one's around on Saturdays :) When that's not an option, off-peak times, looking as shitty as I can (easy when running) and straight up ignorance. I live in a weird spot - lots of families and retirees around me, bougie-land…

How can you post today without a single sexy Chilean in a tight white jersey?!

Always ready with a rubber!

But, but... if you request it, it's not rape!

Apparently she shaves them off - I can't find the source, but I swear she said it in an interview once!

Personally, I prefer Taylor Swift with guns.

Because of this, every month I give my menstrual blood a lecture about how disappointed I am that I'm not yet a grandmother.

Those eyebrows are so 2000.

All the ones I saw had chicken in them, but internet says there are veggie ones!

That part is actually vegan, but they use a seasoning that contains "natural beef flavor" which makes them non-vegan. I did learn tonight that they're vegan in Canada, and they may be updating the recipe elsewhere :)

They are pretty terrible, but it saves me from torturing people I'm out with. Trying to get food as a group with a vegetarian (or other restrictions) is quite an adventure.

But they have veggie wraps now! A whole two of them! Still no vegan options, though, not even the fries.

Can PT actually reduce the curve? I knew it could ease side effects, but can you actually reshape your spine a bit with exercise??

PREACH!

Mine's called scoliosis and it makes a backwards letter C at the bottom of my spine. Sadly, it makes me weaker and stops me from wearing those heels.