This sounds exactly like my nasty old grandmother! I think she graduated high school, but her last job was serving milkshakes at a pharmacy, so you can guess how long ago that was. Just remember how much better your life is than anything she got to experience at your age :)

That Glee story cracked me up - LORD TUBBINGTON'S A WHORE!!

I don't know if it was real, but I read that she tweeted and deleted "@NayaRivera: @BigSean stealing rolexes from a lady's house now. Maybe cuz I'm on Glee and making more money or something. #triflin"

Can you imagine being this woman, waking up in the hospital, and hearing that you almost died getting your wisdom teeth out? I truely hope that they got all four out before it happened, because going in to get the rest removed would be enough to give me a heart attack!

Amber Riley was tweeting recently about wanting to create plus size/curvy fashions. I'm neither, but I want to see her do it sooooo badly! She and her sister put a handful of items up for sale on Rileyland, and they were gone in the blink of an eye.

That bit about ancient Egyptians made me laugh! Controling precise traits is a long way off, and probably only needs two, or even just one parent. Parents who carry well-characterized traits like CF or genetic deafness may be able to choose whether a child is affected, but that's much, much simpler than designer…

The procedure described uses two parents for the usual chromosomal contributions, and the third one simply contributes mitochondria. Since mitochondria are primarily involved in energy production, there's not a whole lot to customize there. You might be able to manipulate some characterisitcs related to metabolism or…

You know, I've seen them live three times in three different decades, and even I find this a little sad. Partly because of Avril, and partly because the turnout was loooow at show #3, so I expect this tour to be mediocre at best.

Annnnd I just found this link:
http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/missing-malays…

My issue with all the disaster scenarios is that I have a really, really hard time imagining a scenario where people's cell phones would still be ringing when friends & family called. So in a way, that gives hope for survivors, but at the same time, why would 0 of 239 people answer any of those devices?

This comic never gets old!

I had to double-check that that was a real college and not a joke - most ironic name ever?

Jacob is also awesome! I'm pretty surprised that there isn't onw in Ottawa - it's so darn close to QC! Is there one anywhere near the border?

Fellow lab worker - I feel your pain! I'm also pretty familiar with my supervisor's asscrack lol.

I was hating them for a long time too! I would love to get away with skirts and dresses all the time, but between thigh rub and lab safety, it doesn't work well for me :(

Jezzies, I had a denim breakthrough. I hadn't done any truely successful jeans shopping since 2011. I'd gotten a few new pairs, but they were ones I settled for out of desperation. Recently, I managed to take an objective look at my body. It finally dawned on me that even though I do have a good bit of curve in my…

This guy sounds BEYOND awful. My usual response is to say no, explain that I write my notes in shorthand with lots of abbreviations, cut out words and sometimes even use symbols. If they claim that's fine, I assure them it isn't and that I'm not going to interpret the notes for them.

Yes, that's the one! Three staircases - one for going up, one for going down, and one reserved for pilgrims climbing on their knees and praying on every step. I think the rest of the comment was meant for the person travelling, but I myself am more or less bilingual. It's obvious enough that French isn't my first…

Bundle up and haul your ass up Mount Royal! St Joseph's Oratory is also gorgeous. Your visit coincides with Montréal en lumière, so that should offer plenty of entertainment. If you're interested in shopping, there's the Eaton centre and attached malls, and a whole underground district downtown as well. There are…

Today I learned that Woody Allen has children with not-quite-his-child. Ho-lee fuck, buys. That just ain't right.