The people who criticize him for this decision are also the same people that can’t add if the sum is greater than 10, due to a lack of additional fingers.

Dogged by Mike Vick. That’s ruff man.

There’s really nothing remarkable here. Lots of athletes take time out of their schedule to visit retarded children.

So you don’t care that the super team exists, you just don’t like that the players have any semblance of control? That’s less pure to you?

If anyone was robbed by Iguodala it was LeBron. What are these fools smoking?

Buying used is for uneducated cucks

Chamberlain doesn’t belong in the top 10. James is above Bird.

The universe where people refuse to acknowledge that something from today can be as good as something from yesterday.

This sentence sounds like it was written by a man who wants us to be impressed because he knows a bunch of big words...

“Anecdotal evidence is meaningless. The last survey I saw”

Consider how the second phrase flows from the first.

Pretty wild that Stormfront can’t find a single fucking grammar nazi.

Never underestimate people’s willingness to vote against their own best interests.

On the bright side, political satire is going to be fucking brilliant until he bans it.

He has a face for radio and a voice for print work.

Reading the above, Haisley is basically Franklin Montague from episode 7.

Nah.

Bigly (or Big League)

I know Jesus too. He drives an older Nissan pick-up truck, filled with lawnmowers, hedge clippers, and weedwhackers. Jesus mows and manicures my mum’s lawn once a month. Muchas gracias, Jesus.